Holy crap. You guys are not going to believe this. I took Henry into the office today since I had some urgent business to tend to. At around 1:00 pm I went to grab a late lunch to go - consisting of a sandwich and a cup of soup - for a co-worker and myself at the Urban Harvest in northeast Minneapolis. This is not a bad neighborhood, folks.
Anyhow, me and the little turd monkey were minding our own business and ordering our sandwiches with there respective fixin's and what not.... THE STORE WAS ROBBED WHILE WE WERE IN LINE GETTING OUR FOOD.
Gentle baby Henry was witness to his first felony. I guess if there is any humor to be found in this deal it was that I wasn't even aware of the robbery until after the fact. I was too smitten with the scent of smoked and salted lunchoen meats. I also had to pick between Currie Tomato Lentil and Italian Wedding soups. Apparently that was sufficient to distract me from noticing all the hubbub. Mmmmm.... sandwiches. I'd like to think that had I noticed, I would have administered a diving tackle followed by a Chuck Norris-style face massage.
In today's photo Henry is sporting another of his fine collection of western themed jumpsuits. This one, I am told, was custom made for a pet monkey belonging to Buck Owens, country western music sensation and frequent guest star of Hee Haw. You can get anything on eBay these days.
3 comments:
Wow. First, he gets his first do-rag, and now he's hanging in the 'hood.
holly crap jere! this sounds dangerous, but totaly funny, I actually laughed out loud when i read it! I can't believe that happened to you and you didn't even notice! keep up the good parenting!
this little guy is having more experiences in his short life than some do in their whole life! My coworkers were a little concerned when they heard my gasp and then the laughter, but when i said it was a jere posting, they understood. I won't let Pauline know this one!
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