Young Boy Keeps Sweatshops of the World Bustling with Ridiculous Jammie Fetish

Hola! My name is Henry James. These are my new canary yellow terry cloth footie jam-jams emblazoned with a bear with a little turtle guy on top of the bear. I enjoy tummy time and putting household objects in my mouth but my true passions are peek-a-blocks and pureed fruits. Today my dad gave me a bath and then I peed all over him. My zodiac sign is cancer.

I should also mention that my picture is on the Robeez website - look under 'H' for Henry. There's three Henrys but I'm the super elegant and handsome one in the sophisticated green sweater. Check it out.